Foxy Brown – Northcote
Straight to the point, I’d like to say
I wish I’d gone elsewhere today
The cost was similar to most
With choices from baked eggs to toast
The breakfast meal was less than great
With hard-poached eggs sat on my plate
The coffee fine, the bacon too
But eggs should be a runny goo!
We ordered: 4 adults 1 kid
The mains arrived (well, the adults did)
My daughter’s meal had disappeared
And turned up when our meals were cleared
The service won’t win any gongs
Unless ‘Most Loudest’ comes along
With dropping pots, knives – and the rest
The staff put on a wake-up fest!
We may have seen them at their worst
As some reviews are mine, reversed
A Cup Day may have meant less crew
Which does impact the things you do
I’d like to see a bit more care
With counting meals and breakfast fare
And though the staff were very nice
The drawbacks just outweighed the price

Nice one!
amazing… you’re like like Dr Seuss and the Grinch combined… Do you write childrens books? Is this a plug for them? Where can I buy one?